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Normally when we have a subject line about your tax dollars
at work, it's usually a dead giveaway that we're reporting a story about some asinine way politicians have discovered
to squander your money.
Not today, however. The story, from the Atlanta
Journal-Constitution as told by James Taranto
of "OpinionJournal.com," relays a wonderful story of ingenuity and cost-effective problem solving.
Daniel Andrew Wolcott, 22, is awaiting trial in Gwinnett County,
Ga., on charges of stealing a $7 million private plane, and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports he's unhappy
with the jail conditions:
Wolcott's parents, Scott and Diane Wolcott, have been at odds with [Sheriff Butch] Conway since November over dental
floss not being allowed in the jail.
They say their son's inability to floss caused him to develop gingivitis and gum pockets, which if left untreated
could become full-blown periodontal disease.
Conway came up with a solution, reports the AJC: "I had him moved to a cell with Bart Corbin." Corbin
is a dentist who is charged with murdering his wife. "[Corbin's] trained in dentistry, and if there are any
complications, they can advise the medical unit," Conway tells the paper. "[Wolcott] just had his wisdom
teeth out, so I think it's a good thing he's in a cell with a dentist."
Wolcott's parents aren't amused:
"I'm taking on a very serious health care issue, and I don't appreciate Sheriff Conway making a joke out of
it," Scott Wolcott said. "I don't think the Georgia or American dental associations would find it very
funny, either."
O to have more public servants such as Sheriff Conway. Just
think of all the tax dollars we could save!
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